What if a Mormon Cured Cancer?
- Posted by Justin Higgins on August 28th, 2007 in
There's been a lot of analysis in the political world about Mitt Romney and whether or not his mormonism will sink his campaign. Someone named Brandon Muller made a video spoofing the hysteria, with a shot at Obama girl inside. Somewhat corny, but humorous:


Can't tell either...
If you are not joking, I'm sorry you suffer such a miserable exsistence. And you have obviously never had a close family/friend suffer from cancer. I will withold further comment until I know whether or not you are kidding.
I have no idea-
-if you are serious or goofing around. If this is a goof, you, sir or madame, are a genius. And I applaud you.
I Don't Care Because I Have A Bone To Pick
I Don't Care If A Mormon Cured Cancer. I Wouldn't Take The Cure Even If I Had Cancer. I Would Rather Die. I Have A Bone To Pick With Those Religious Liberal Terrorist Republicans. I Was Wrongfully Fired From The Greatest Business Ever To Grace The Planet While Working At Wal-Mart's Layton, Utah Branch (Long Before It Became A Supercenter By The Way) By A Mormon Supervisor For (I Believe) Refusing To Believe In Mormonism. And The Front: Time Theft, Of All Things. And All The While I Was Taking Medicine For An Ear Infection, Medicine Thast Made Me Drowsy. That Makes It A Federal Crime To Fire Someone For Time Theft. I Know This Because At The Time, My Father Was Working For The Government And, As Such, Was An Expert In Federal Law And He Told Me So. If A Mormon Cured Cancer I Would Rather Die Because I Would Then Be Dying For Christ Because They Are Wrong And I Am Right!