Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
A first lady should be able to schmooze a little bit... whatever it takes... :)
-about Iranian speedboats!
Golly, those things look scary! Minnows scare whales sometimes too, I guess.
-a candidate's son not being smart enough to not bring a loaded gun into an airport.
Old news, yes, but I couldn't resist posting the mugshot of this guy-he makes Chelsea look like a young Bob Redford.
-that Fred Thompson's wife shows too much cleavage.
The men (porkers) in this family surely love their bacon!
Rush was right!
-about a candidate's overweight children.
Those stripes ain't working. I guess Arkansas hasn't made transfats illegal.
-that a woman looks her age.
Yeah, this video just about sums it up, unfortunately...
A first lady should be able
A first lady should be able to schmooze a little bit... whatever it takes... :)
Voters are concerned with concerns regarding being concerned...
-about Iranian speedboats!
Golly, those things look scary! Minnows scare whales sometimes too, I guess.
Voters are concered with being concered about-
-a candidate's son not being smart enough to not bring a loaded gun into an airport.

Old news, yes, but I couldn't resist posting the mugshot of this guy-he makes Chelsea look like a young Bob Redford.
Voters are very much concerned-
-that Fred Thompson's wife shows too much cleavage.
Porkback
The men (porkers) in this family surely love their bacon!
See......
Rush was right!
Voters are concerned-
-about a candidate's overweight children.
Those stripes ain't working. I guess Arkansas hasn't made transfats illegal.
Voters are concerned-
-that a woman looks her age.
Funny
Yeah, this video just about sums it up, unfortunately...