McCain 2013
- Posted by Justin Higgins on May 15th, 2008 in
I might be overanalyzing McCain's newest ad, but it just screams "single term" to me. All of his goals are to be completed by 2013, setting us up for a Romney/Jindal/DeMint/Whoever Presidency. The list is moderately impressive, but it could use some specifics. What will 2013 look like?
Justin Higgins---
- can use conjunctions properly, doesn't have a baby's momma', has no bad tattoos and will soon have a high school diploma.
And as such, he really would be waaay out of place in the army. Or marines.
He might be air force material since he's not white trash, but that's about it.
Volunteer army = white trash, poor blacks, poor hispanics or someone with a 'tradition of military service in his/her family'
Justin Higgins = University and maybe a career afterwards.
So yeah, get it right and stop harping on this chickenhawk bullcrap. J.'Dexter' Higgins has a future. And people with viable futures don't need to go overseas and die for 14,000 grand year.
So, there!
slouching toward 2013
If the war is to be over by 2013, dexter, you need to suit up and get your hindquarters over to Baghdad to help defeat the forces of islamofascism. Let it not be said on V-I Day (presumably 01/21/13) that Justin Higgins never took up arms against the Iraqi foe!
with all due contempt,