Right On The Right

And we can get Cao as our wacky weather lady! "It will be sunny and 80 degress today, unless you're a dirty stinking arab. Then its 120 and you're basically in hell! Which is where we're going to send all of you sooner or later, starting with those who don't like Israel. Then those who don't like America. Then we'll get around to those who don't like having a McDonalds near every mosque!!!"

And Lessthanzero can come through with a historic minute. He can school people in his unique brand of miseducation and cold war propaganda. "Slavery, even though some history books call it a huge economic engine that ran the south and was so powerful it had to be coddled for a hundred year by Washington and the North, was really a fringe movement and could have been done away with at anytime..."

Oh hells yes this could be the bigity-bomb, yo!!!!

Great. There's 27 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Is it me or did anyone else think Justin was gonna start rapping at the beginning of that? If that were the case, I think he would have gotten the K-Fed fans to tune in! Maybe I just don't understand the internet radio business. Oh well.

Also, all good radio shows have a wacky "Zoo Crew" of rejects to liven up the program. I would like to volunteer myself and Looney for the job. He's too humble to ask so I will for him. He can argue that every woman should get one free abortion and I can argue that the whole system is broken. And Justin can play fart sound effects over top of us when we try to offer these points of view!

Sweet! This new radio show could get upwards of 50 hits a week!

He changed his mind on taking public campaign funds. He was going to, and decided not to. That's change, little boy!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta outspend Johnny-Mac!

-is scary.